What’s the most fun way to exercise? Laocoön (/leɪˈɒkoʊˌɒn, -kəˌwɒn/; Ancient Greek: Λαοκόων, romanized: Laokóōn, IPA: [laokóɔːn], gen.: Λαοκόοντος) is a figure in Greek and Roman mythology and the Epic Cycle. For that perfect mix of fun and pain, without which latter there is no gain and no grace, spend time Dancing with Sea Serpents. … More Sea Sepent Dancing! Well, you asked!