A Whited sepulchre with corpse in box, A philosopher (in need of Botox), Can other colleges boast this – a deal done, Won! University College London Here in the grossest monarch’s finest build Its spires aspire still, to values instilled By Forster, except from Cam’s fens one midge Sings, “‘Tis I alone own Kings College … More Colleges attended – a doggerel response